Read this n u will no all u need 2 no bout me n where I come from...U No Ur From Potomac When...
Tha student parking lot @ your high school resembles an exotic car dealership and the lot may collectively cost more than the actual school
Ur parents give u money 4 doin nothin
U get excited wen ur cell phone breaks, cuz u no ur new 1 will be cooler
U have no idea where Wal-Mart is and have no intentions to find out
Ur parents are MD, PhD, CEO, or a lawyer/politician
U no Platinum is not the highest credit card
"Stuntin like my Daddy" isn't just a song... it’s your way of life
U c Ferraris in the "poor" parts of Potomac
Ur not familiar with the term "chores"
Your parents are "BALLIN" more than Jim Jones ever was.
Your parents are in the same tax bracket as Paris Hilton and Diddy.
MTV cribs isn't that great cuz u no people with nicer houses that have the same shit
James Bond's Aston Martin is'nt as cool as tha 1ur neighbors just bought
U can get 2 DC 20 different ways depending on weather, political climate, terrorism road closures, n traffic
National news n Local news fit into tha same category
U no that the actual Mr. Marriott lives in Potomac n uve seen Mr. Marriott's $500,000 Benz n other various exotics driving round tha village
Most of ur friends have a vacation house
Someone in your family went to an Ivy League school.
U pronounce European cars correctly
U no that hanging out in tha village isn't as fun as it looks even tho it doesn't look fun at all
For every 10 of ur friends, 9 have an Audi, BMW, Lexus, Benz, Jaguar, Range Rover or Bentley
Ur parents have at least 1 SUV and 1 sports car that get less than 15 miles per gallon
U have more than 1 iPOD.
U tell people that u live in DC because nobody has ever heard of Potomac
Theres never anything to do even though you live 10 minutes away from the Nation's Capital
U refuse 2 ride the so-called "Public Transportation" cuz u don't want to get mugged.
Places like Gaithersburg are considered "ghetto" when they are actually nicer than 98% of the cities in America.
You get full-size candy bars on Halloween.
Your house has over 2 acres of land around it.
You think it is retarded that people on "Fear Factor" do all that crap just for $50,000.
Your garage is fully finished and furnished.
Breakfast consists of "Starbucks" and "Via De France" from the village.
The most expensive gas in the entire state is always down the street, and thats where you get it from.
You find it strange when you meet people who haven't been to places like Europe and the Caribbean.
People from other states don't understand why the monuments aren't "The coolest things EVER" to you.
You find it inconvenient that Bullis and Churchill have the same mascot... the Bulldog.
You refuse to go certain places because they aren't "safe", even though they probably are.
Your $2 million house is the smallest in Potomac.
At least one house in your neighborhood reminds you of the Playboy Mansion.
8 presidential helicopters flying over your house is a daily occurence.
47% of your neighborhood is filled with lawyers, senators, diplomats, or political figures.
You have more hundreds in your wallet than any teenager should.
You pass two houses on your way to school, but on your way back home you realize it was actually one giant house.
The games in your basement are better than the ones at Dave and Busters.
You have driven to your mailbox more than once.
When the IMF or World Bank comes up in class, at least four people say their parents work there.
You have gotten a goody bag with things nicer than what most kids get for Christmas.
The tooth fairy gave you $20
You thouroughly enjoy the PGA golf tournaments held down the street from you.
The electric bill for your house rivals that of an industrial factory.
You have a grand piano in your house even though nobody knows how to play it
You fill water balloons with purified water
You have criticized a 4 million dollar house in your neighborhood for being ugly